Remember Scream? And Final Destination? And all 800 sequels? Totally the source of every bad dream I had between 1996 and 2006. I have never…NEVER…liked scary movies, most especially the ones with those levels … Read more
The Nor Cal Margarita
If I wanted a glass of juice with what may or may not be alcohol mildly detectable under the mountain of syrup and multicolored who-knows-what, I’d get a Slurpee.
Sweet and sour mix? What is this, a high school dance? Why would you ever bastardize … Read more